Daily Disaffirmation
Dry Humor Quotes to Keep You Humbly Motivated.
You better believe
Finally, a dis-affirmation app that tells it like it isn't.
Comforting?
One brutally dry, oddly comforting quote each day.
Stunning
Beautiful backgrounds so the sting goes down smooth.
Enough
Tired of toxic positivity? We are here for ALL of it!
Handy
The anti-affirmation app you'll actually use.
Trusted
Get your daily dose of dry humor from professional pranksters.
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Why negativity… works?
Toxic positivity had its run.
The Daily Disaffirmation App flips the script with a single deadpan quote each morning just enough sarcasm to make you smirk and just enough truth to make you move. With taste.
Over 50 trillion people (and non-people) rely on our app for their daily needs
Don't take our word for it, really!
Best app ever!
Finally, an app that matches my energy: supportive, but only in lowercase.
Lana V.
Semi-Professional Procrastinator
Humbling
I haven't accomplished more, just felt better about accomplishing less.
Trevor Q.
CEO of Half-Finished Things
Real friends share
I gift this to my high-performing friends to slow them down.
Aunt Gloria
Chaos Curator
Seriously life changing app!
My therapist said, "If it works, keep it." Now she's asking for the quotes.
Dr. Brenda (not my therapist)
Hobby Philosopher
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It is truly up to you, we can't make you do anything anyway.